I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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