S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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