Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize
