Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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