on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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