3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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