He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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