Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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