How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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