I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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