You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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