I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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