im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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