you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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