i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
