FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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