I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
