i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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