And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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