erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
