Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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