have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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