Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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