He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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