He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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