I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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