yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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