you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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