he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
there's paper in my vomit.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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