the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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