"it" just moved
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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