I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize
