Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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