glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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