so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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