Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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