Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Randomize
