One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
