The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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