It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
well you can't waste a boner
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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