and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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