What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I have fence marks all over my body
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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