Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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