no. you can't hotbox the world.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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