a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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