So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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