his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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