apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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