Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Randomize
