Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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