I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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