Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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