I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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