I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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