so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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She bit a glass in half.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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