this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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