Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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