don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Randomize
